video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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