did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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