i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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