This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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