K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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