The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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