There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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