Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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