Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
