:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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