Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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