shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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