things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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