The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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