You're so nebulous sometimes
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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