Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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