i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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