May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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