Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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