Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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