yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
my liver is dry heaving
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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