would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
