whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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