I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Let's get the cat blown out
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
last night I used snow as a chaser
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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