im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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