What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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