just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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