you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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