I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She told me I should be a condom model.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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