Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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