playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
