ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Drunk is not a location!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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