Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
