dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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