I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Shame is for Republicans.
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