I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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