forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I am naked and annoyed.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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