i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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