Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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