Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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