Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
