are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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