I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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