They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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