I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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