All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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