Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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