No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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