It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.