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• (415): View more from California

  Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99

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  Recession joke.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...

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• (254): View more from Texas

  his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.

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• (707): View more from California

  nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that

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• (914): View more from New York

  So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..

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• (518): View more from New York

  The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing

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• (347): View more from New York

  Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket

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