Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right