am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.