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I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu

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Bendover

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(269): I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu (269): Bendover http://tfl.nu/p3pm

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I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?

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Predator. Straight up.

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(574): I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator? (1-574): Predator. Straight up. http://tfl.nu/63zz

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it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar

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(248): it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar http://tfl.nu/5trr

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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.

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(330): hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival. http://tfl.nu/kgpd

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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.

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(360): All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together. http://tfl.nu/fujj

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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.

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(586): conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features. http://tfl.nu/gno1

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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love

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(732): she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love http://tfl.nu/knwu

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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.

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(905): They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend. http://tfl.nu/j59u

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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.

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(712): We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this. http://tfl.nu/g847

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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.

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(570): Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza. http://tfl.nu/epfb

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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe

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(307): I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe http://tfl.nu/mnt3

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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."

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(727): My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ." http://tfl.nu/nnzb

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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck

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(240): did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck http://tfl.nu/lph9

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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"

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(864): I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY" http://tfl.nu/isd1

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How on earth did you break your wrist?

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I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing

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(530): How on earth did you break your wrist? (1-530): I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing http://tfl.nu/cks1

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