So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.