I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i just google imaged poop.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
