you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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