so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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