i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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